REDBAND: AV Myths, One-liners, and Other stuff you can’t make up!

A few months back I posted on some industry forums asking  if anyone cared to share their best AV Myths, One-Liners and interactions  Below is the Best from the various posts. The Enjoy! – Chris

David R.

  • Not a myth, but a fact often ignored or forgotten … The 1st Law of AV: There is Nothing Brighter than the Sun.

Michael K.

  • How about the myth of “Cookie-Cutter Installation.” Just because you have identical gear going into ten different rooms, that doesn’t mean that:
  • All ten rooms are structurally identical (different structures inside walls, conduits which may or may not go where you think they do, etc.)
  • All ten rooms should take the same amount of time. Or, even worse, become increasingly faster because “you’ve already done a couple.”
  • These factors will increase exponentially with the age of the building. I’ve hung screens on a wall that had three different support structures behind it, and no one knew about it. (Ironically, it was a classroom in a school of architecture.)
  • That’s how you tell who did the site survey.

Scott T.

  • The whole building is wireless. Why do I need conduit for AV?

Doug F.

  • Immersive Telepresence is worth the money.
  • For VC, you can hang a Polycom QDX 6000 (or similar such camera) on the back wall of an auditorium, 150 feet away from the stage, and the remote audience will like it just fine.
  • Flush-mounted boundary mics in conference room tables are a great idea!

Ron D.

  • “As long as the impedance presented to my amplifier is equal to or greater than its rating, I can safely drive as many speakers as I want!” …FAIL!

Marty W.

  • I can use a 6 pt. font size in my PowerPoint presentation. Looks fine on my laptop, should look ok to the folks in the auditorium. And they’ll really appreciate how efficient I was by cramming my entire presentation onto one slide!

Dana B.

  • Our group has been working on this project for 6 months and you (who you’ve just met) are the person who’s going to make it go perfect!
  • ” It was just working in the shop”

Timothy L.

  • Two 3/4 inch conduits are the same as one 1 1/2 inch conduit.

Douglas M.

  • Just splice it, it’ll be OK.
  • Why do we need spare bulbs?
  • We never had a grounding problem before.
  • Why can’t you take this Instructor-led 3-week course and turn it into a 3-hour PowerPoint?
  • I want one small remote control to run EVERYTHING!
  • Let’s not forget “Smoke, I want Smoke and Lasers!” And it’s just a sales presentation.
  • Let’s not forget, “Don’t worry, its future proof.”
  • And my favorite, “This shouldn’t take you to long to modify, right?”

 Dan W.

  • Can’t you make it look great with the fluorescent lights we already have?
  • Money is no object
  • I need all of my spread sheet to show on this one slide.
  • We don’t need acoustical treatment; we are not trying to be a recording studio.
  • Can’t you do something to fix it??? i.e.: Bigger, Clearer, Louder, Legible, in focus, not distorted…
  • Why are these video files so huge???
  • Looks (or sounds) great to me. Usually heard from deaf and/or blind clientele.
  • Oh, just one more thing…….

 Greg L.

  • Fast, Good and Cheap. Pick any two.
  • You want it fast and good it won’t be cheap.
  • You want it cheap and good it won’t be fast.
  • You want it fast and cheap it won’t be good.
  • All though I do aim for perfection with every event that I do

 Jonathan K.

  • Myth – This show is EXACTLY like the one we did last time.  Truth – 99.44% not likely. There’s always some change that needs to be addressed.
  • Just had a client email me and say “Just give me what you gave me the last time.” Then I called and asked some questions. The “last time” was not what was needed for this time. Close, but not exactly.

Eddie M.

  • “Yes and I want wireless speakers too, you are not spoiling my new décor” followed by “Batteries, I have absolutely no intention of changing batteries!!!!” followed by “look if you can’t do it wirelessly without batteries I’ll find someone who can” :p

John D.

  • Here’s a myth, “we’ll have volunteer labor for the loadout.” I have one group that ever actually does have volunteers…

William B.

  • “But my video conferencing unit is HD, why are all my calls at 384?”
  • “no one touched anything, It just stopped working”

John D.

  • Actually you are right on. the ultimate AV Myth IS “HD videoconferencing”

Paul B.

  • I see this as a myth from installers: “All the wiring and routing has been tested and verified.”

William H.

  • “The client doesn’t need/want a big fancy control system  … they just want to control it with their iPads.”

Jim C.

  • “What do you mean ‘cable run’? Aren’t all cameras wireless now?”
  • “Why can’t you play a H.264 file on a tape deck?”
  • “Why do you need lights? My video camera at home can shoot in the dark.”
  • “You can’t do 16×9 in SD.”
  • And my favorite: “Well can’t you just ….”  Anytime I hear the “J-word” I know I’m in trouble.

 Timothy D.

  • Myth: “If I test it today, it will still work tomorrow.”

Grant F.

  • If we can’t fix it it’s not broke…
  • I think I have that adaptor….
  • Will tape that down right away
  • You won’t need a spare lamp the projector almost new..
  • You can put that omni mic anywhere it will work

Leah W.

  • This is not a myth, but a fundamental corollary: The higher the level of exec and the more critical that a meeting be flawless = the greater probability of trouble.

John D.

  • Especially if that high level exec wants direct wireless control his PPT deck… but we all know we humor them on that issue :)

Thanks to all who submitted, posted or sent in comments.

Chris

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